Series 2, Episode 3 contains:

• A review of Transformers.


• A "chat" about Stardust.


• Adam uses the much less popular phrase "Swipe the floor".

Runtime: 1h 16m 05s

Episode X contains:

1. A review of The Fantastic Four 2: Rise of the Silver Surfer.


2. A confirmation from Rennie that he is, in fact, not Galactus.


3. A review of Ocean's 13.


4. We also cover:
   • Dawn of the Dead
   
   
   • The Simpsons Movie
   
   
   • Watchmen
   
   
   • 30 Days of Night
   
   
   • Battle Royale (The good one)
   
   
   • The Shining
   
   
   • Ratatouille
   
   
   • Sunshine

We here at halfastar believe in quantity, not quality.

Runtime:

1:17:37.374

Series 2, Episode 1 contains:

1. A review of Hostel: Part 2 (and Adam hypothesises about the force required to pull off his knob).


2. An in-depth look at Urinal technology.


3. An explanation for our long hiatus.


4. A quick review of missed films including:
   • Zodiac.
   
   
   • Half Nelson.
   
   
   • Spiderman 3.
   
   
   • Pirates of the Caribbean 3.


5. An hilarious diatribe on censorship.


6. An investigation into what the hell happened to Grindhouse.

It's a packed first episode back, so join us as we trash Jane Austin, defend comic fans and fumble with sexual innuendo.

Complaints: halfastar@gmail.com

Runtime: 65m 06s

Episode 13 contains:

1. Review of The Fountain.


2. Mini-review of Deja Vu.


3. Discussion about 2006 Oscar Nominations.


4. A very sexy surprise at the end.

Plus Adam makes an unspeakable mistake, and Rennie formulates some more wildly-unfounded theories.

Runtime: 83m 57s

Episode 12 contains:

1. A review of Pan's Labyrinth


2. A mini-review of Babel


3. A mini-review of Dreamgirls


4. A look at the worst trailer of all time.


5. Rennie and Adam agree that fascism is rubbish.


6. Plus heaps of bonus features, including:
   • Rennie lectures on the Bible and Greek mythology.
   
   
   • Adam reveals a terrible childhood secret.
   
   
   • Rennie tells another of his pizza anecdotes.

Runtime: 52m 53s

Episode 11 contains:

1. Babies made from other babies.


2. A review of Blood Diamond


3. A look at upcoming films including:
   • Rocky Balboa.
   
   
   • The Good Shepherd.
   
   
   • Bobby.
   
   
   • Some shit with Tim Allen and John Travolta.


4. Rennie sings (to, he boasts, critical acclaim) like a prat when he does Tomorrow from Annie.

Runtime: 51m 02s

Episode 10 contains:

1. Totally amazing anecdotes (including fashion tips and how to destroy forensic evidence).


2. A review of Marie Antoinette.


3. A review of Happy Feet.


4. Discussion of Burlap Sacks and where to buy them (and what to put in them).


5. A brief look at upcoming films.

Runtime: 1h 2m 41s

Episode 9 contains:

1. A review of The Queen (our sloppiest yet).


2. Phrasology study.


3. Zombies.


4. Vampires.


5. Your horoscope for 2007 (as derived by Adam, from the planets).

Runtime: 58m 52s

2006: The entire year in review. We tear through the following monster-sized list of films, reviewing each one with devastating flippancy. The films we review include:

1. Chicken Little


2. Valiant


3. Brokeback Mountain


4. Walk The Line


5. Syriana


6. Capote


7. Good Night, And Good Luck


8. Hostel


9. A History Of Violence


10. Match Point


11. V For Vendetta


12. Mirrormask


13. The Squid And The Whale


14. The Hills Have Eyes


15. Mission: Impossible 3


16. The Da Vinci Code


17. Slither


18. X-Men 3: The Last Stand


19. The Break-up


20. The Omen


21. Chumscrubber


22. Cars


23. Tristram Shandy: A Cock And Bull Story


24. Hard Candy


25. Friends With Money


26. An Inconvenient Truth


27. Over The Hedge


28. Click


29. Thank You For Smoking


30. Superman Returns


31. Pirates Of The Carribean: Dead Man's Chest


32. Jindabyne


33. My Super Ex-Girlfriend


34. Confetti


35. You, Me And Dupree


36. Footy Legends


37. Brick


38. Miami Vice


39. Kenny


40. Snakes On A Plane: Lice On My Balls


41. Silent Hill


42. Lady In The Water


43. Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby


44. A Prairie Home Companion


45. Boytown


46. Children Of Men


47. The Departed


48. Little Miss Sunshine

Now, in all fairness, we're going to place a ZOMG Spoilz warningz on this entire episode (which we forgot to do at the start). We do speak about the films as if you've seen them all, but we don't spend enough time on any of them to really ruin too much.

Also: Rennie spreads Dickensian cheer, and Adam spreads foul mouthedness. Merry Christmas.

Runtime: 1h 22m 20s

Episode 7 contains:

1. Review of Casino Royale.


2. Mini-review of The Black Dahlia.


3. Somehow, we end up talking about The Jungle Book.

Rennie gets very musical in this one and I apologise on his behalf.

Runtime: 45m 59s